BoC Shirt Preview
T-shirts are like pizza and blow jobs; you really can’t get enough of ‘em. All the cool kids wear them, and the rich cool kids wear a different one every day. I love the site Threadless, which is currently playing host to a Stephen Colbert vs pirate-rock band The Decemberists, but Mrs. 8Ball tells me that I can’t buy any new shirts until I throw some of the old ones away and make some damn room. Apparently this whole t-shirt thing is a demographical flag, and many t-shirt wearing hipsters are operating under the misconception that their refusal to conform to conventional dressing standards bestows upon them some mantle of individuality. Apparently that is not so, and really they/we are just a bunch of grups.
Anyway, in order to perpetuate the t-shirt habit of our Grup friends and Grup family, we’re having a run of special shirts printed just for Breakfast of Champions. It’s disco, it’s goth, it’s hip, it’s industrial, it’s sexy, and it’s black and it’s silver. Here’s the idea:

Thanks to Space Cowboy Pootie for taking my original napkin sketch into Illustrator and making it look like something worth wearing. And thank Raver Rob when you see him at Breakfast of Champions, for agreeing to distribute the damnable things!