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      <title>Windows at Supperclub tomorrow (Friday 7/24)</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;So I&amp;#8217;m at home pondering this&amp;#8230; (in a very &amp;#8220;chill&amp;#8221; state due to Deckard&amp;#8217;s mix, see below) Am I over-using Space Cowboy channels to aid in the creation of the Temple of Flux?  Hmmm&amp;#8230;. I&amp;#8217;m just kidding, you really think I ponder such things? Yes, those of you who no me, know I take such things seriously (perhaps too seriously) but surely I don&amp;#8217;t ponder them, the answers to such things are self-evident (such as the supremacy of Arinell&amp;#8217;s pizza in this foggy excuse for summer-in-the-city). Anyway, so I&amp;#8217;m doing this little sculpture project with a few friends for this little arts festival in some dusty town in northern Nevada, and we need to raise a lot of money to get it done, like $50k a lot. The big problem is that we&amp;#8217;re going to burn this sculpture on Sept. 5th as a giant piece of performance art, and therefor can&amp;#8217;t sell the sculpture. It&amp;#8217;s all about somehow relating that change is a natural part of our lives, both when confronting life and death, as well as understanding our relationship to the environments that surround us, both built and &amp;#8220;natural&amp;#8221;. See it&amp;#8217;s all about perception and framing how you see the world. Kind of like when you look through a window and only see a bit of the world around you. You get this, windows are an easy way to see the artificial frames that we construct to shape our views, and I mean that in a deep, very deep, I mean you are getting sleepy deep, metaphysical way. So the city is a construct of our continual framing of the real  (its all really just a bunch of surfaces with windows right?), in both literal and philosophical ways. Depending on how you frame things, there is either joy or pain; it just matters how you build the window. &lt;br&gt;
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I can go on&amp;#8230;.  but you rather just come down to Supperclub SF tomorrow (Friday 7/24) to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;WINDOWS&lt;/span&gt;: joys and panes of a metropolis.  It should change how you see things&amp;#8230; &lt;br&gt;
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For more info on the Temple of &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FLUX&lt;/span&gt; at Burning Man 2010 see www.temple2010.org&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;-pk.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;(oh and be sure to check the Temple of &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FLUX&lt;/span&gt; on Friday, Sept. 2nd for the  Space Cowboys&amp;#8217; Annual Black Rock Hoedown ! See the whole Temple of Flux thing is just a rouse to construct the most awesome HoeDown location ever!)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>License to DJ (and our upcoming events)</title>
      <description>&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Hello Friendly 
Person: &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It happens to everyone. It&amp;#8217;s the weekend, and you and 
some friends head out to a bar or club. You wait in line, show your ID, 
and maybe pay a cover. You empty your wallet on a round or two of 
cocktails, and you smile because you know you&amp;#8217;re poised at the starting 
block of an epic night out. But you look out on the dancefloor. It&amp;#8217;s 
empty. You look around and see that no one is smiling and everyone looks
 a little annoyed, even the bartenders. Something is wrong, and then you
 realize what it is&amp;#8230; it&amp;#8217;s the DJ. The DJ is bad. Horribly, criminally 
bad. The DJ is sucking balls, and that means so will your night out. 
Until now we&amp;#8217;ve had to accept these scenarios as a bad roll of the dice,
 but now Space Cowboy&amp;#8217;s Bureau of Brilliant Ideas has cooked up a 
solution that&amp;#8217;s long overdue: a License to DJ. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The concept is 
simple. No longer will the DJ booth be an unregulated wild west where 
charlatans, thugs, and degenerates of questionable taste shall be 
permitted to operate with impunity. Instead, only those who&amp;#8217;ve proven 
themselves exemplary at entertaining by passing a stringent series of 
tests (written and aural) shall attain the certification that allows 
them to stand publicly behind a mixer. It&amp;#8217;s like the judiciary&amp;#8217;s bar 
exam (though the DJ&amp;#8217;s bar exam will most likely really take place in a 
real bar). And this won&amp;#8217;t simply be a pass/fail test. A License to DJ 
will be similar to restaurants&amp;#8217; sanitation ratings. Regardless of the 
size of a venue, only DJs who&amp;#8217;ve been rated &amp;#8216;A&amp;#8217; will be permitted to 
playing prime slots. DJs with a &amp;#8216;B&amp;#8217; will be welcome to open and close, 
but at no time will they be permitted to play songs with big build ups, 
and unlike &amp;#8216;A&amp;#8217;s, there times &amp;#8216;B&amp;#8217;s will be obligated to play requests. 
DJs who have &amp;#8216;C&amp;#8217; licenses will be restricted to playing side rooms or in
 bathrooms (again, an &amp;#8216;A&amp;#8217; DJ must play the prime slot, even in a 
bathroom, or the &amp;#8216;C&amp;#8217; DJ can opt to play any of the RIPEcast mixes from 
Breakfast of Champions during that time slot, though they must remove 
their headphones from the mixer at that time and present a placard that 
says as much). &amp;#8216;D&amp;#8217;s will only be allowed to play the suburbs and bedroom
 communities, &amp;#8216;F&amp;#8217;s can play any venue they choose in Las Vegas. &lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://spacecowboys.org/files/license.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Of course there will be those opportunistic snakeoil salesmen who&amp;#8217;ll buy 
their licenses online. Desperate, under-funded promoters may book them, 
blinded by the promises of cheaper thrills and impossible promises 
(example: a dubstep DJ that swears he&amp;#8217;ll get everyone to dance, even the
 people who aren&amp;#8217;t on ketamine). So a regulatory agency will be formed, 
and it will have agents vested with the power to ensure DJs comply with 
the policies and ethical guidelines associated with licensure. &amp;#8220;Better 
to end early than suffer a bad DJ,&amp;#8221; shall be their motto and these 
agents will be empowered to eject CDs, remove turntables needles, or 
unplug laptops, as necessary when they find a DJ in violation of those 
guidelines. This brings an end to the threat of having a DJ drop &amp;#8220;Oops! I
 Did It Again&amp;#8221; at the height of the party, as Polarbear did at the Black
 Rock Hoedown at Burning Man in 1999. Oh, the humanity! Drug testing 
will be mandatory, though the music you play will determine whether the 
tests should be positive or negative. Aggrieved promoters can bring 
their cases to the agency, and DJs found to be afoul will suffer 
disbarment and be banned from entering clubs or bars for the rest of 
their lives. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;xo,&lt;br&gt;8b&lt;br&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;### &lt;span class="caps"&gt;UPCOMING EVENTS&lt;/span&gt; ###&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana; margin: 0px;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#111111"&gt;&lt;b&gt;4/22 Thursday&lt;/b&gt; &amp;#8211; S.F. Carnival Eco Village 
Pre-Party &amp;amp; Earth Day Extravaganza&lt;br&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Join
 us in the beautiful mission for this Earth Day Celebration in support 
of C.A.T [cultural arts traditions- non profit]. Carnaval float 
contingents and S.F Carnaval&amp;#8217;s Eco Village [Zona Verde]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Featured 
performers include: Just added!! Pamala Parker band and Sistas Wit Style
 of the 
prestigious N.A.A.C.P Image award for Best World Beat Album of the year-
 2010&lt;br&gt;Allstar Salsa drum band&lt;br&gt;Carnaval costume gala&lt;br&gt;D.J. 
Jeremiah -Brazilian/Afro Moroccan fusion beats, featuring Rasa Vitalia&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="t9jd"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_0"&gt;9pm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; -Our Cutting Edge Fashion Show -
 featuring Trunk designers Silver Lucy, Tamo, Miranda Caroligne, Kayo 
and other local fashion designers including Miss Giggle Monster- 
clothing will be for sale &amp;#8211; so bring your wallet.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tatseena 
Serpent Siren Belly-Dance- &lt;br&gt; Surrealist Artist Frank Garvy and his 
avaunt robots made from found and recycled objects&lt;br&gt;Paula Tejeda 
-[Chile Lindo] Will be serving up Authentic Chilean Niman Organic Ranch 
Beef Empanadas, Cheese-Jalapeño Empanadas, and Yves Meatless Ground 
Vegan Empanadas come early for dinner and fashion show&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We are 
honored to have our M.C, &lt;span class="caps"&gt;THE BAG MONSTER&lt;/span&gt; in the house &lt;br&gt;Live Art , 
hula hoop performance &lt;span class="caps"&gt;WHAT A NIGHT&lt;/span&gt; !!&lt;br&gt;A Green Zone Presents 
Production&lt;br&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="&lt;em&gt;blank&amp;#8221; href=&amp;#8221;http://www.sfcarnaval.com/&amp;#8221;&amp;gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="q8w&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#8221;&amp;gt;www.sfcarnaval.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana; margin: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="datawrap"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#111111"&gt;The Blue Macaw&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="datawrap"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#111111"&gt;2565 Mission St., SF&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana; margin: 0px;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#111111"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_1"&gt;8:00 pm &amp;#8211; 1:00 am&lt;/span&gt; &amp;nbsp;(fashion show @ 9)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana; margin: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 0px;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#111111"&gt;$10&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 0px;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#111111"&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=106817939348927&amp;amp;ref=mf"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="va7x"&gt;http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=106817939348927&amp;amp;ref=mf&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;###&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="o85c"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_2"&gt;4/29 Thursday&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &amp;#8211; C-Mon &amp;amp; 
Kypski @ The Independent&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;plus Sweet Snacks (featuring members of Beats Antique and 
Aphrodesia) / DJ Mancub&lt;br&gt;628 Divisadero @ Grove&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Doors at &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="i7ap"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_3"&gt;8:30pm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, 21+&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;$10 &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;amp;eventId=1499025"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="iw9y"&gt;pre-sale&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;,
 $12 at the door&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;###&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="ajk2"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_4"&gt;5/1 Saturday&lt;/span&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.spacecowboys.org/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#0000ff"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="xyll"&gt;Space Cowboys&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt; present &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=111162212247918"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="ntgn"&gt;Uno de Mayo&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;@ &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.missionrockcafe.com/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#0000ff"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="yo_d"&gt;Kelly&amp;#8217;s Mission Rock&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;&lt;i&gt;A
 benefit for the 2010 Burning Man Temple&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;Oye Compadres! The Space Cowboys are pleased as 
tequila-laced punch to invite you and yours to our ‘Uno de Mayo’ costume
 party&amp;#8230; a Burning Man-style bacchanalia to benefit the 2010 Temple.&amp;nbsp; 
Join us, &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="bhnc"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_5"&gt;Saturday, May 1st&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; at 
Kelly’s Mission rock for a Mexicali-style throw-down unlike any other&amp;#8230;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;&lt;br&gt;We got tequila&amp;#8230; We got cerveza&amp;#8230; We got bass&amp;#8230; 
We got mustaches for every last one of ya!&lt;br&gt;Oh, and we got a 
mechanical bull! &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cowboy costume attire strongly encouraged&amp;#8230; so
 strap on yer six-shooters, dust off them cowboy boots and come git down
 with your favorite Burning Man DJs&amp;#8230;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;con
 los Caballeros de Espacio&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Shissla, 8ball, Brad Robinson, Aaron 
Jae, shOOey, Tamo, Zach Moore &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;&lt;b&gt;y 
los amigos&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Beth Murphy &lt;i&gt;(House of Lotus), &lt;/i&gt;Dj Gravity &lt;i&gt;(Pink
 Mammoth), &lt;/i&gt;Clarkie &lt;i&gt;(The Deep End), &lt;/i&gt;Mace (Brass Tax)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;y 
mucho mas &lt;span class="caps"&gt;TBA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="&amp;nbsp;" alt="" /&gt;Vamos a hacer una fiesta super-grande!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;817
 Terry Francois Boulevard @ Illinois&lt;br&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="efcp"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_6"&gt;9:00pm &amp;#8211; 4:00am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;$10 presales at &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://uno-de-mayo.eventbrite.com/"&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="k2iw"&gt;http://uno-de-mayo.eventbrite.com/&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;, $15 con costume, $20 sin costume&lt;br&gt;Facebook
 invite: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="&lt;em&gt;blank&amp;#8221; href=&amp;#8221;http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=111162212247918&amp;#8221;&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="b1ry"&gt;http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=111162212247918&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;More info at &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.spacecowboys.org/"&gt;&lt;font color="#0000ff"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="y:5&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#8221;&amp;gt;http://www.spacecowboys.org&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt; and &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.temple2010.org/"&gt;&lt;font color="#0000ff"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="exje"&gt;http://www.temple2010.org&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;###&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_7"&gt;5/7
 Friday&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &amp;#8211; Get N/OFF! &amp;#8211; Happy Hour at Mars Bar&lt;br&gt;It&amp;#8217;s the first 
Friday of the month, and that means it&amp;#8217;s time for 8Ball&amp;#8217;s&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="2"&gt;N/OFF
 (&lt;/font&gt;New/Old Funk Friday)! SF’s most &lt;b&gt;whoreable&lt;/b&gt; DJ 8ball new 
school funk, breaks, mash-ups, hiphop and more. Drink specials, great 
food, and a back patio—what more could you need to wind down from your 
week.&lt;br&gt; Free, &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_8"&gt;5 – 9pm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt; Mars Bar – 798 Brannan Street (@ 7th)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;###&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="bw2e"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_9"&gt;5/9 Sunday&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &amp;#8211; Howeird Street Fair&lt;br&gt;The
 Space Cowboys&amp;#8217; Unimog will be at the fair parked on Minna @ 2nd Street 
right in front of Anchor &amp;amp; Hope&amp;#8230; with Space Cowboys and Brass Tax 
DJs all day.&lt;br&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="uurx"&gt;12:00pm &amp;#8211; 8:00pm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.howweird.org/"&gt;&lt;font color="#0000ff"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="q026"&gt;http://www.howweird.org&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;###&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="szm1"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_10"&gt;5/14
 Friday&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=42098096063"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="q6eq"&gt;Garage Mahal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;&amp;#8217;s &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=114625291898311"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="opi4"&gt;10th Birthday Party&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt; @ &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.paradisesf.com/"&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="urkn"&gt;Paradise Lounge&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;Remember when you were 
10 years old and got invited to that &lt;strong&gt;one&lt;/strong&gt; birthday party that was 
better than all of the others? Well, Garage Mahal invites you to help 
celebrate our camp&amp;#8217;s 10th birthday and it promises to be the talk of the
 playground.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cool kids, Geeks, and Freaks are all welcome to join
 the masses who have enjoyed our welcoming vibe on and off the Black 
Rock Desert over the past ten years. You&amp;#8217;ve come through in the clutch 
for us, and we&amp;#8217;re happy to return the favor. All proceeds will go 
towards the operation of our camp&amp;#8217;s art car and day party at a certain 
place in Nevada. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We&amp;#8217;ll have a heavy petting zoo, ride the pony 
contests, a magician, and plenty of sweet dirty beats that will last way
 past your bedtime.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Featuring your favorite class clowns:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;8ball
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and more. Don&amp;#8217;t be the only one in homeroom without a story to share&amp;#8230;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1501
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Help Burners Without Borders projects continue to grow and achieve great
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worldwide, &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;w/ DJ&amp;#8217;s Shissla &amp;amp; shOOey, and much more!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;check out: &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.burnerswithoutborders.org/"&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="ee13"&gt;http://www.burnerswithoutborders.org/&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Email:
 &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="w8i:"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_12"&gt;Projects@BurnersWithoutBorders.org&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;To
 see &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BWB&lt;/span&gt;’s very real impact in Peru, check out this video: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.vimeo.com/10809028"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="y5vz"&gt;http://www.vimeo.com/10809028&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;2050
 Bryant b/t 18th &amp;amp; 19th Street&lt;br&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="czt7"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_13"&gt;8:00pm
 &amp;#8211; 2:00am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;$12 before &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="o_o9"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_14"&gt;10:30pm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;,
 $20 after 10:30pm&lt;br&gt;Facebook invite: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113979578630417"&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="hppp"&gt;http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113979578630417&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;###&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="y:b4"&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_15"&gt;5/16 Sunday&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.houseoflotus.com/"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="e8r6"&gt;House of Lotus&amp;#8217;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.baytobreakers.com/"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="e2o4"&gt;Bay to Breakers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt; After-Party @ &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.milksf.com/"&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="ih:y"&gt;Milk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;A benefit for the &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.temple2010.org/"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="h7zg"&gt;2010 Burning Man Temple&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;&lt;font color="#333333"&gt;Get your freakiness 
warmed up and stretch out your big dance moves, cause Bay to Breakers is
 here! Join us for a full day of debauchery, as we migrate from&lt;br&gt;Golden
 Gate Park to the Milk Bar. It&amp;#8217;s been a long year of training and this 
year we are readier than ever &amp;#8230;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;* We&amp;#8217;ve been pumping beats 
instead of iron&lt;br&gt;* We&amp;#8217;ve been doing windsprints with coolers of Tecate
 strapped to our back&lt;br&gt;* We&amp;#8217;ve been skipping rope to a 4/4 beat in 
pouring rain&lt;br&gt;* We&amp;#8217;ve been on a strict diet of sunhiney funky dance 
your ass off goodness&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;WITH&lt;/span&gt; DJs:&lt;br&gt;Mancub (SpaceCowboys)&lt;br&gt;Shissla
 (SpaceCowboys)&lt;br&gt;Murphstar (Seismic)&lt;br&gt;Beth Murphy (House of Lotus)&lt;br&gt;ShOOey
 (SpaceCowboys)&lt;br&gt;Mace (Brass Tax)&lt;br&gt;more &lt;span class="caps"&gt;TBA&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1840 
Haight @ Stanyan&lt;br&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="a9xt"&gt;12:00pm&lt;/span&gt; &amp;#8211; 
9:000pm&lt;br&gt;$5 cover&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;### &lt;span class="caps"&gt;NEW MUSIC&lt;/span&gt; ###&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;font style="font-weight: bold;" face="verdana" size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;The Space Cowboys are happy to report that syndication of The 
RIPEcast is well under way and there are now &lt;b&gt;three&lt;/b&gt; ways to 
download or stream your favorite Cowboy DJs!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;- Via &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://soundcloud.com/spacecowboys/sets/ripecast"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_16"&gt;The Cowboys’ 
brand new SoundCloud profile&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; (Best for those who don’t use 
iTunes)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;- You can also catch 
The RIPEcast on &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://spacecowboys.podomatic.com/"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_17"&gt;our brand 
new Podomatic profile&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;- 
And, finally, by subscribing to &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://bit.ly/RIPEcast-iTunes"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_18"&gt;The
 Space Cowboys RIPEcast&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; in iTunes&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;All three methods are easy to use and &lt;b&gt;free 
o’charge&lt;/b&gt;!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;And now 
this week’s featured mix on The RIPEcast, MoPo’s live set from Breakfast
 of Champions this year..&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;“I got to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;BOC&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; at 8 AM,
 having already been awake for 24-hours producing Sea of Dreams, and 
playing a 3-hour set there in Silent Disco. The plan was to drop gear, 
then head home for a nap as my set was at &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_19"&gt;6pm&lt;/span&gt;. As the day wound on I 
realized that going home would be the end of me, so I figured I should 
tough it out. Besides, after wanting to play this party for so long, 
maybe this was simply the final flaming hoop Id have to jump through to 
earn the right. Right? Better said than done. The day wore on. Good 
conversation, some dance, a burger, a bloody, my throat growing raspier 
and more sore. Id look at my watch and it would mock me by saying 
“11:30” or “1:15” . By 2pm I couldn’t even talk anymore and was 
relegated to “that guy who whispers in everyone’s ears at parties”. 
Somewhere along the way I realized I didn’t have Serato Cds, a 
potentially devastating development if I couldn’t find some blanks. 
Thankfully, Kramer &lt;span class="caps"&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;HAD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; blanks which I paid for
 by promptly spilling his full beer all over him. Now I’m &lt;span class="caps"&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;THAT GUY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; too.”&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;“At 4 Clarkie went on and sprayed flaming gasoline on the 
crowd while I nervously burned my Cds behind him. At 5, Aaron Pope went 
on and reminded us why he’s one of the finest dance-music Djs in the Bay
 Area… Just an outstanding set, energetic, funky, yet progressive-enough
 for the tweakers. &lt;span class="caps"&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;A VERY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; hard act to follow. 
By this point, I’m going on 36 hours or so so its basically adrenaline 
and redbull. I figured my go-to thematic funk/rock remix stuff would be 
too tough a transition from Pope so I stayed with the more beat-centric 
stuff earlier, then downshifted into the chunky later as it got darker. 
It seemed to work really well. To my surprise, the techier stuff was 
less effective than anything with a rap or a hook (my go-to territory 
anyway). When I downshifted into the funky stuff (“Earthlings” and 
“Jungle Jam”) and my own edits, the crowd really just erupted. It seemed
 like folks were about ready to rock out, so we went there. Towards the 
end, the security told me I had 10 minutes, so I dropped the tempo and 
went into a few midtempo bangers with the idea that Id close out with 
“Whistlers Delight” which ends on Monty Python’s “Always Look on the 
Bright Side of Life”. As it turned out, 3 minutes into this Andrea got 
them to give us another hour and I upshifted into Neighbour’s 
“Superstition” so that 8Ball and Zach Moore could take it home. All in 
all I couldn’t have been more thankful of the opportunity to play for 
most of everyone I love at one of my favorite all-time get downs.” – 
MoPo&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt; Track List&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Dynomite -Kraak &amp;amp; Smaak&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Lose Control – &lt;span class="caps"&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;NAPT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Makossa – Maelstrom&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;It’s the Weekend – Andrew Friendly&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Boomin Back Atcha -DJ Wolfie &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Flattened if ya Hear Me -Motion Potion Edit&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Busta Don’t Touch -DeeKline&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Off the Hands – Motion Potion Edit&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;DaGalacticBodyFunk – Motion Potion Edit&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Earthling – Sterofreakz vs Earth Wind &amp;amp; 
Fire&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Jungle Jam – Motion 
Potion Edit&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Back it Up – 
Caro (Kraak &amp;amp; Smaak Remix)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Cali Keeps Lovin – Nick Thayer Edit&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;$uper Too Short – Nick Thayer Edit&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Whistlers Delight – DJ Rico&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Superstition – Neighbour &amp;amp; U-Tern&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Thank you to MoPo from The Space Cowboys for 
the rockin’ set!&lt;br&gt; RIPEcast intro courtesy of Deckard and Andrea 
Lundquist&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Next Up on The RIPEcast:&lt;br&gt; &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_20"&gt;April 27th&lt;/span&gt; – Aaron 
Jae vs. Mozaic from BoC &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_21"&gt;2010&lt;br&gt; May 4th&lt;/span&gt; – 8Ball live from BoC &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1271979731_22"&gt;2010&lt;br&gt; 
May 11th&lt;/span&gt; – Surprise Guest Mix (Stay Tuned!)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 23:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>8Ball</author>
      <link>http://spacecowboys.org/articles/2010/04/22/license-to-dj-and-our-upcoming-events</link>
      <category>Burning Man</category>
      <category>Rants</category>
      <category>Culture</category>
      <category>License to DJ</category>
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      <title>Hipster Fixie Vamps (aka Fri happy hr at Mars Bar, Puttin' on Ritz Sat, and more)</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://spacecowboys.org/files/CoreyHaim.jpg" height="200"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Hello Friendly Person&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll be honest, I&amp;#8217;ve been having a tough time since Corey Haim died. But not just because of the tragedy of it all, I mean the guy was Lucas fer chrissake! What I&amp;#8217;m really mourning is the passing of my dreams to snorting blow off the backsides of models with Hollywood&amp;#8217;s finest at the Mondrian after establishing myself as a highly successful screenwriter. See, when Corey Haim was put in a coffin so was my great idea for a sequel to Lost Boy&amp;#8212;a sequel that would reboot Haim&amp;#8217;s career, kick-start mine, and turn the whole vampire craze inside out. I might as well share the outline with you now, since you are the only audience who will ever know about this important piece of cinematic cogitation.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;FADE IN&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;We have a slow opening &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SHOT&lt;/span&gt; on a foggy night in SF. We know it&amp;#8217;s foggy because you can hear the fog &lt;span class="caps"&gt;HORNS&lt;/span&gt;, plus there&amp;#8217;s all this &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FOG&lt;/span&gt;. It&amp;#8217;s all very &lt;span class="caps"&gt;EVOCATIVE&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;re up in Twin Peaks and it seems like a pleasant enough spooky night, until we hear the scared &lt;span class="caps"&gt;PANTING&lt;/span&gt; of some guy. Then we see him, and he&amp;#8217;s this old cyclist in one of those gay, tight spandex cycling body suits, and he&amp;#8217;s peddling hard and looking back over his shoulder like he&amp;#8217;s scared for his &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LIFE&lt;/span&gt; or something. He races by the camera, and then we hear sinister &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LAUGHING&lt;/span&gt;, peddling, and &lt;span class="caps"&gt;WHOOSHING&lt;/span&gt;. We don&amp;#8217;t see the originators of this cacophony of chaos, but we know they&amp;#8217;re bad because they sound &lt;span class="caps"&gt;EVIL&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;CUT TO&lt;/span&gt; the biker guy. He&amp;#8217;s at the top of Twin Peaks now, he&amp;#8217;s out of breath, but he&amp;#8217;s prepared to keep going. Then there&amp;#8217;s a &lt;span class="caps"&gt;WHOOSHING&lt;/span&gt; sound and get suddenly gets a &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FLAT TIRE&lt;/span&gt;. He &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SCREAMS&lt;/span&gt;. Now with a flat tire, the guy is totally at the mercy of the evil that&amp;#8217;s pursued him, and he&amp;#8217;s in trouble because these things have &lt;span class="caps"&gt;NO MERCY&lt;/span&gt;. The last we see of him is a shot from &lt;span class="caps"&gt;ABOVE&lt;/span&gt;, as something evil descends on him, lifts him off his bike, and carries him off into fog and &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LAUGHTER&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;MUSIC&lt;/span&gt; plays and the credits roll: &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LOST BOYS&lt;/span&gt;: FIXIE &lt;span class="caps"&gt;HIPSTER VAMPS OF DOOM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Then we &lt;span class="caps"&gt;INTRODUCE&lt;/span&gt; the protagonist. His name is &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BRODY&lt;/span&gt;, and he&amp;#8217;s an extremely good-looking kid from the mid-west who&amp;#8217;s moved to San Francisco with his younger brother with dreams of opening an organic coffee shop in the Mission. For now, though, he settles for working in an organic coffee house in the Mission and working on his bicycle, which is rad. It&amp;#8217;s clear Brody is not local, though, because he doesn&amp;#8217;t have a beard or skinny jeans, and none of his tshirts are at all ironic.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;CUT TO&lt;/span&gt; an evening shot of Market Street. It&amp;#8217;s &lt;span class="caps"&gt;CRITICAL MASS&lt;/span&gt; and Brody is riding with his brother on rad bikes, attempting to make friends. Brody&amp;#8217;s attention is captured by an extremely hot, but dark and evil-looking chick with &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BANGS&lt;/span&gt;, riding a fixie. Her name is &lt;span class="caps"&gt;DAPHNE&lt;/span&gt; and she eye fucks Brody until he starts to ride towards her, and then she rides away to join a group of extremely good-looking &lt;span class="caps"&gt;HIPSTER FIXIE VAMPS&lt;/span&gt; who are riding along side Critical Mass, looking mean. They all have these &lt;span class="caps"&gt;IRONIC&lt;/span&gt; beards, plus skinny jeans, and some of them even look &lt;span class="caps"&gt;HOMELESS&lt;/span&gt;-CHIC. Daphne rides with them and she has big &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SUNGLASSES&lt;/span&gt;. They take on look at Brody&amp;#8217;s bike, which is not a fixie, and they laugh and ride away menacingly.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;THE PLOT CONTINUES TO EVOLVE IN A CAPTIVATING WAY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Brody is compelled to hang out with the evil Fixie Hipsters, who push him to his bicycle riding &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LIMITS&lt;/span&gt;. Brody is pretty cool, but they&amp;#8217;re like &amp;#8216;meh&amp;#8217;. Later, Brody&amp;#8217;s brother notices that Brody is wearing skinny jeans, and he&amp;#8217;s started to grow a beard. He&amp;#8217;s starting to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;CHANGE&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;THE PLOT CONTINUES TO EVOLVE IN AN EVEN MORE CAPTIVATING WAY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Later in the story, there&amp;#8217;s a &lt;span class="caps"&gt;CONFRONTATION&lt;/span&gt;, wherein Brody is forced to confront the head Hipster Vamp. Brody&amp;#8217;s brother enlists the help of Corey Haim and Frank Chu to fight the vampires, and Frank uses his 12 Galaxies sign as a stake, which impales the lead vampire and &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FREES&lt;/span&gt; San Francisco from the curse of the evil Hipster Fixie Vamps.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Or does IT?&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;FADE TO BLACK&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;XO,
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;H8B&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;UPCOMING EVENTS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;THIS FRIDAY&lt;/span&gt;, April 2nd &amp;#8211; Funky Friday Happy Hour at Mars Bar&lt;br&gt;
SF&amp;#8217;s more whoreable DJ 8ball new school funk, breaks, mash-ups, hiphop and more. Drink specials, great food, and a back patio&amp;#8212;what more could you need to wind down from your week.&lt;br&gt;
Free, 5 &amp;#8211; 9pm&lt;br&gt;
Mars Bar &amp;#8211; 798 Brannan Street (@ 7th)&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Friday, April 2nd in Squaw, Tahoe&lt;br&gt;
Mancub plays Squaw&lt;br&gt;
10-2 am $5&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Saturday, April 3 &amp;#8211; Puttin&amp;#8217; on the &lt;span class="caps"&gt;RITZ&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Dress Up and Git Down with the Brass Cowboys&amp;#8230; a Spring Formal fundraiser!
The Bently Reserve&lt;br&gt;
301 Battery St, San Francisco&lt;br&gt;
8PM to Late (Side rooms close at 2 AM)
&lt;a href="http://theritz.eventbrite.com"&gt;Presales available here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;A group of good friends, DJ&amp;#8217;s and party promoters teamed up to do the &lt;span class="caps"&gt;AIDS&lt;/span&gt; ride this year. It&amp;#8217;s a 545 mile bike ride from SF to LA to raise money for the &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SF AIDS&lt;/span&gt; Foundation. Show us your support by coming out and having a great time.  Please come dressed to impress!  It&amp;#8217;s gonna be one for the history books, folks, and it&amp;#8217;s all for a great cause!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The party starts at 8pm with our special Happy Hour Featuring Toph One &amp;#38; Dr. Toast &amp;#38; Free Hors d&amp;#8217;oeuvres!
&amp;#8212;&amp;gt; Art installation by the fabulous Peter Hudson featuring &amp;#8220;Sisyphish&amp;#8221;, the stroboscopic marvel!
&amp;#8212;&amp;gt; Silent auction including exclusive designs by local fashion designers and a Bus Party w/ Das Frachtgut (Teacher with the Bus)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Couture Fashions will be presented in a special Fashion Show brought to you by The Style Division!  Designers: Alexandra von Brommsen, Gelareh, Miranda Caroligne, Miss Velvet Cream, Silver Lucy Design, and Tamo Design.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Presenting your amazing DJ line-up for the evening&amp;#8230;&lt;br&gt;
Carbon Community&lt;br&gt;
3L3tronic&lt;br&gt;
8Ball  &lt;br&gt;
Aaron Jae &amp;#38; Bam&lt;br&gt;  
Agent Zero V. Influence&lt;br&gt;
Brad Robinson V. Deckard&lt;br&gt;
Benchun V. Dr. Toast    &lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;DJJD&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;br&gt;
Ding Dong V. JoeJoe&lt;br&gt;
Ernie Jam (ie., the ernie &amp;#38; larry show)  &lt;br&gt;
Ian Lokae&lt;br&gt;
Kapt&amp;#8217;n Kirk V. Smoove  &lt;br&gt;
Kramer V. Ethan Miller  &lt;br&gt;
Krunkle V. Ernie&lt;br&gt;
Murphstar&lt;br&gt;
Phoenix (aka Donna Matrix)&lt;br&gt;
Shissla V. Tamo  &lt;br&gt;
Toph 1&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;First tier tickets (which include entry into a raffle for a Burning Man ticket) have almost sold out!  We have a limited number of tickets available at $15 and then tickets will be $20 until the day before the show or until we sell out whichever comes first.  Tickets available at the event will start at $25 or higher so get your presale tickets now.  You do not want to miss this event!&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Saturday, April 3rd at Lakeside Pizza, Tahoe City by Safeway&lt;br&gt;
Mancub plays for your Tahoe pleasure&lt;br&gt;
10-2am  $5&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Friday, April 9th &amp;#8211; Wish bar &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SF 9&lt;/span&gt; year anniversary&lt;br&gt;
Mancub plays Wish&amp;#8217;s anniversary party&lt;br&gt;
Free 12-2am&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Saturday, April 10th &amp;#8211; Furry Party&lt;br&gt;
With Mancub&lt;br&gt;
at the Stud&lt;br&gt;
$10, 12-2am&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Friday, April 29th &amp;#8211; C-mon and Kypski at The Independent&lt;br&gt;
Mancub is opening&lt;br&gt;
Tickets for sale through &lt;a href="http://theindependentsf.com"&gt;The Independent&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=104043916299325"&gt;More info&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Thursday, April 8th &amp;#8211; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;NIGHTLIFE&lt;/span&gt; at &lt;span class="caps"&gt;CALIFORNIA ACADEMY OF SCIENCE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
The Space Cowboys are thrilled to help host &lt;span class="caps"&gt;NIGHTLIFE&lt;/span&gt; at the Academy of Sciences on April 8th. Not only will the Unimog be rocking in front of the Academy, we will have DJs all over the academy to help kick off Yuri&amp;#8217;s Night in the bay Area. Yuri’s Night is an annual celebration of humanity’s achievements in space. Taking place every April, it commemorates the anniversary of Yuri Gagarin’s first flight into space (in 1961) and the first launch of the US Space Shuttle (in 1981). This year, the Academy joins the over 100 parties in 36 countries on 6 continents taking part.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The special activities of the night will include:&lt;br&gt;
&amp;#8212;-A 3D Tour of Mars in the Planetarium. Get your free tix for each screening as soon as you get inside the academy.&lt;br&gt;
&amp;#8212;-Robots roaming the museum floor courtesy of &lt;span class="caps"&gt;ROBOGAMES&lt;/span&gt;.com&lt;br&gt;
&amp;#8212;-A Tour of the Night Sky with the San Francisco Amateur Astronomers on the living roof.&lt;br&gt;
&amp;#8212;-and of course the amazing music of Space Cowboy DJs all over the place&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The Space Cowboys will also be hosting an &lt;span class="caps"&gt;AFTER&lt;/span&gt; Nightlife event at &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MILK&lt;/span&gt; on Haight Street. Look for posters and details at the event, and after the academy come over to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MILK&lt;/span&gt; for another cocktail and more music by the Space Cowboys. The event at &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MILK&lt;/span&gt; is &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FREE&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;21+ at the academy on Thursday nights, sorry kiddies!&lt;br&gt;
Tickets for the Academy of Sciences are &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/cquZYT"&gt;on sale now here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=103578936344717&amp;#38;ref=ts"&gt;More info&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Thursday, April 8th &amp;#8211; Space Cowboys presents Yuri&amp;#8217;s Night 2010 Kickoff Party!&lt;br&gt;
...after party for the Yuri&amp;#8217;s Night Celebration at the Academy of Sciences..&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Break out your silver glam and space helmet and let&amp;#8217;s kickoff the Yuri&amp;#8217;s Night weekend celebration cowboy style.&lt;br&gt;
It&amp;#8217;s &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FREE&lt;/span&gt; and we will hopefully have the Mog parked outside!!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Your Space Cowboy DJ&amp;#8217;s&amp;#8230;.&lt;br&gt;
Mancub&lt;br&gt;
Shissler&lt;br&gt;
ShOOey&lt;br&gt;
Tamo&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;@ &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MILK SF&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
1840 Haight Street&lt;br&gt;
9:30pm &amp;#8211; 2:00am, 21+&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;FREE&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://milksf.com"&gt;www.milksf.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=110650208961907"&gt;More info&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;May 1st &amp;#8211; &amp;#8216;Uno de Mayo&amp;#8217; (SAVE &lt;span class="caps"&gt;THE DATE&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br&gt;
Your favorite bordello-style baccnalia is back bigger &amp;#8216;n badder than ever. With DJs from SpaceCowboys, House of Lotus, DeepEnd, BrassTax and more.&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;NEW MUSIC&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Hey Boys and Girls,&lt;br&gt;
A live recording of DJ rrrus&amp;#8217; set from the patio at Breakfast of Champions 2010 is now available for your listening pleasure!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;There are two ways you can get rrrus&amp;#8217; mix.
1. By subscribing to The Space Cowboys RIPEcast at the Apple iTunes store (it&amp;#8217;s free). The link below will get you to The RIPEcast homepage at the iTunes store and from there you just click on the &amp;#8220;subscribe free&amp;#8221; button under our logo
&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/l/fcf12;bit.ly/RIPEcast-iTunes"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt;
2. Or if you&amp;#8217;re not an iTunes user, you can get rrrus&amp;#8217; set right away (along with all the other RIPEcast mixes we&amp;#8217;ve released to date) using &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/l/fcf12;bit.ly/TheRIPEcast"&gt;this link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;And now a few words from rrrus on his BoC experience&amp;#8230;
&amp;#8220;Holy f&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;. Ten years of &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/l/fcf12;bit.ly/cMChMN"&gt;Breakfast of Champion&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The most amazing dancing institution of SF. This was my 7th to DJ. An honor, a privilege, and what a motherf&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;ing blow out! I came to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BOC 2010&lt;/span&gt; ready to play the mid-tempo breaky funk, but stepping up to the tables while a Brad Robinson dancefloor was in full effect forcedmore desperate measures. Out comes the spankin&amp;#8217; house. The crowd goes wild. What a gas!! &amp;#8211; rrrus&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


Here&amp;#8217;s what happened:
	&lt;ol&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Cuban Cigar &amp;#8211; Da Skunk&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Just F**k (Sandy W Remix) &amp;#8211; Tom Neville&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Ride Me Baby &amp;#8211; Macca&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Lightness &amp;#8211; Vince G&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Noize (Nilz remix) &amp;#8211; Gabriel vs. Nilz&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;How it Should Be &amp;#8211; Joshua Heath&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Libella Swing &amp;#8211; Parov Stelar&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;I Refuse &amp;#8211; Joshua Heath&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Freak Technique (rrre-edit) &amp;#8211; Chuck Love&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Funky-Ass Beat (Joey Youngman Heat Index Remix) &amp;#8211; Chuck Love&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Peaches &amp;#38; Herb &amp;#8211; Neighbour&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;SuperJam (Flow Dynamics Remix) / Tricka Technology [Acapella] &amp;#8211; All Good Funk Alliance&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;We Can Dance (All Good Funk Alliance remix) &amp;#8211; Trotter&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Drunk On The Funk &amp;#8211; Neighbour&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Joytime Radio &amp;#8211; The Pimps Of Joytime&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Ny Funk (Fort Knox Five Remix) &amp;#8211; All Good Funk Alliance&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;/ol&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Soul of Man on the Gough Street Sessions&lt;br&gt;
So earlier this week an unexpected treat was dropped into the Gough Street inbox by our good friend Justin Rushmore, one half of the extraordinary production duo known as Soul of Man (Fingerlickin’ Records). It’s the second volume in Justin’s “Breakin’ in the House” series, a delectable 86-minute everything-but-the-kitchen-sink mash-up that leaves no genre unsampled.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;“In recent years DJ sets have been getting back to their eclectic roots, mashing up genres”, says Justin. “In this mix I’ve taken my favorite current house, breaks, disco, electro, techno, even dubstep tunes. These are the big ones destroying my dance floors! Subfocus, Armand Van Helden, Groove Armada, Slyde, Cirez D, Elite Force, Evil 9 and more. Plus, an exclusive tune from my new project Rushmore &amp;#38; Fiasco ‘The Vibe’. Enjoy the Selection!” (And enjoy it we will, Justin. No worries there. I think it’s safe to say this mix is about to find its way to the top of many iTunes playlists!)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;There are two ways you can get Justin’s “Breakin in the House” mix:
1. Directly from &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/SOM-breakin-in-the-house"&gt;Box.net&lt;/a&gt;
2. Or by subscribing to the &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/goughstreet-iTunes"&gt;Gough Street Sessions&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <author>8Ball</author>
      <link>http://spacecowboys.org/articles/2010/03/31/hipster-fixie-vamps-aka-fri-happy-hr-at-mars-bar-puttin-on-ritz-sat-and-more</link>
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      <title>Raining on our parade (thanks for those who came out to the End Up)</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;First off, I want to thank everyone who came on down to the End Up for The Show this past Saturday. It was a really freekin&amp;#8217; fun time. The DJs rocked it and the dance floor was packed the entire night, even with the rain. It was great to see so many familiar faces and hang out with a bunch of new ones at that. I really want to thank everyone for their patience in dealing with the line (and the door process in general). Many of you heeded our advice and came down early (thank you!) and yet encountered an unnecessarily long line. Many of you were rock-stars and patiently waited, and some understandably bailed. I want to personally apologize for that unnecessary part. That&amp;#8217;s not how the Space Cowboy&amp;#8217;s roll. We talked to the club about it as it was going down; and WE did everything we could at the time to get you solid peeps in there&amp;#8230;. but it still didn&amp;#8217;t go down not exactly as we would like, and I personally was frustrated about it.  There were certain behaviors by the door staff that just weren&amp;#8217;t acceptable&amp;#8230; and assure you that you&amp;#8217;ve got no better advocates than us, we take a quality night out seriously &lt;span class="caps"&gt;AND CLEARLY SO DO YOU&lt;/span&gt;!!! So thanks again for coming down, (despite our soggy weather) and rockin&amp;#8217; it with us again!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;On the upside, all this soggy weather means killer conditions in Tahoe, and we&amp;#8217;re getting stoked about SnowFest! It&amp;#8217;s Friday March 5th &amp;#8211; Sunday March 7th. Much of it will be similar to last year (why not? that shit went off!) ... Rockin&amp;#8217; it slope-side at Squaw all day on Friday and Saturday; with nocturnal mayhem Friday night at Squaw and Saturday night in Tahoe City at the Lakeside. Get your lodging squared away now, and get ready for some alpine shenanigans!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Let it snow!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;-pk.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <link>http://spacecowboys.org/articles/2010/01/19/raining-on-our-parade-thanks-for-those-who-came-oput-to-the-end-up</link>
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      <title>How to survive New Year's 2010, plus Upcoming Events, and New Music</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Hello Friendly Person:&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;When it comes to New Year’s 2010, you got 2 choices in how you can make it through the party. If you think you have plenty of choices you are wrong. You don’t. This year you are looking down the long and mighty barrel of a 10th anniversary Breakfast of Champions that lands on a freakin’ Friday! That’s the &lt;span class="caps"&gt;VERY BEGINNING&lt;/span&gt; of what’s bound to be a legendary weekend, so I’m telling you: there are 2 choices. If you want to make it through New Year’s 201, you either go Mentat or you go Sex Tape.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Mentats are those brainy dudes from Frank Herbet’s Dune. They&amp;#8217;re the samurais of Thought. Their brains are so buff that all they have to do is &lt;span class="caps"&gt;WILL&lt;/span&gt; themselves to know something and, poof, they know it! If you were waiting for &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MUNI&lt;/span&gt;, and a Mentat was next to you, you wouldn&amp;#8217;t have to step out in the street to squit for the next bus. You&amp;#8217;d just go, &amp;#8220;Hey, Mentat dude. When&amp;#8217;s the next bus?&amp;#8221; And he&amp;#8217;d say, &amp;#8220;In seven-minutes, twenty-two-seconds, eight-hundreths of a millisecond, fourteen nanoseconds, sixtillion nippleseconds, etc.&amp;#8221; At Breakfast of Champions, the first thing the Mentat does when he shows up is receit the Mentat Mantra:&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t know what &amp;#8220;sapho&amp;#8221; is, but I’m sure it’s illegal, so keep it on the DL. Between the sapho and his Mantra, that fucking Mentat is now ready to party his ass off for the next 3 days. Because of his super thinking, he isn&amp;#8217;t going to get tired, he won’t need disco naps, he will pound any cocktail or shot travels within arm’s reach, and he will continually dance. Even during the breakdowns, that Mentat will be a dancing fool. It’s mind over matter &amp;#8211; that&amp;#8217;s the Mentat way &amp;#8211; and that is why going Mentat is one of your options for making it through New Year&amp;#8217;s this year.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Your other option: go Sex Tape. It&amp;#8217;s a little like going Full-Retard, but with more drugs and less sympathy. For some, Sex Tape is a way of life. It&amp;#8217;s like a state of Zen. You&amp;#8217;re mind is so empty of shame or consequence that when life presents you with an opportunity to do something really retarded, you seize that opportunity without so much as an, &amp;#8220;only if you promise you won&amp;#8217;t put this on YouTube.&amp;#8221; When you blank our mind in this fashion, you&amp;#8217;re primed for survival at Breakfast of Champions. Nothing you do will matter except having fun. You&amp;#8217;ll ignore the cameras, the shocked and appalled stares of your friends, as you pull down your pants and suck down a balloon of nitrous and flop on the danceloor like a fish to the bassline. Oral sex at the bar in front of all your friends? Why not! Sharted your pants? Who needs underwear anyway! Doesn&amp;#8217;t that sound fun?!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;So, there&amp;#8217;s are your options. You dedicate yourself to survival through Power of the Mind, or you become the mental equivalent of a comatose chihuahua and succumb to the pleasures of unabashed stupidity. What you don&amp;#8217;t want to do is try a little of both. When you do that, it&amp;#8217;s like Mr. Miyagi says:&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later. &lt;CLAP&gt; Squish! Just like grape.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;XO,
8&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Upcoming events&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Saturday, Dec 5th &amp;#8211; Ruby Skye&lt;br&gt;
Mancub will be rockin the upstairs room&lt;br&gt;
Email chpwtch@hotmail your first and last names for &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FREE&lt;/span&gt; guestlist
Ruby Skye &amp;#8211; 420 Mason Street&lt;br&gt;
Free if you email Chip&lt;br&gt;
10pm-2am&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Sunday, Dec 6th &amp;#8211; San Francisco Bike Coalition presents Winterfest 2009 @ SOMArts Gallery&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Don&amp;#8217;t miss the hottest bike party of the year the 14th Annual Winterfest Member Party, Auction, Art Show and Fundraiser. All proceeds from our fundraiser go directly toward improving biking conditions in San Francisco so all cyclists have a comfortable, safe and dignified ride about town.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Over 1,000 SF bicycling advocates of all stripes&amp;#8212;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;SFBC&lt;/span&gt; members, bike industry, local businesses, local artists and politicians coming together for a festive evening to celebrate the growth of San Francisco bicycling. An occasion to raise a glass to the &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SFBC&lt;/span&gt; &amp;#38; our members for being 10,000 current-members strong! To top it off, the event includes New Belgium beer, DJs Laron &amp;#38; ShOOey spinning all night, the photo booth, food vendors ($) and over 1,000 bike-friendly party-folk.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Bid and buy&lt;br&gt;
Winterfest features a fabulous 60 piece bike focused local art auction, plus an unrivaled silent &amp;#38; live auction complete with the hottest bikes, gear and oodles of gift certificates from your favorite restaurants and cultural institutions. If crafts are more your speed, Winterfest has a robust craft table. Or you could try your luck and enter the raffle for your chance to win a beautiful one-of-a-kind bike quilt. To top it off, the event includes New Belgium beer, music, photo booth, food vendors ($) and over 1,000 bike-friendly party-folk.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Admission includes:&lt;br&gt;
Complimentary New Belgium beer, DJ&amp;#8217;s, valet bike parking and a photo booth along with a great feeling knowing you&amp;#8217;re supporting SF&amp;#8217;s most effective bicycle advocacy organization&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;934 Brannan @ 8th St&lt;br&gt;
6:00pm &amp;#8211; 10:30pm&lt;br&gt;
$15 suggested minimum admission for &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SFBC&lt;/span&gt; Members, $40 for people joining at the door (Includes &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SFBC&lt;/span&gt; membership + admission)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=137412317209"&gt;Facebook invite&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.jennyshu.com/Images/20091206winterfest.jpg"&gt;Flyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Wednesday, 12/9 &amp;#8211; Feel the Beat Sports Basement Shopping Party&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Just because LovEvolution 2009 is over doesn&amp;#8217;t mean the Feel the Beat campaign has to be! Our campaign so far has netted over 150 new organ donor signups and raised awareness and funds for California Transplant Donor Network. Imagine how many lives will be saved and improved in the future with those 150 new organ &amp;#38; tissue donors!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The Feel the Beat crew is once again hosting a shopping party at Sports Basement, just in time for the holiday shopping season. Get 10% off that perfect gift for friends and family and Sports Basement will donate another 10% to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;CTDN&lt;/span&gt;.org. We will have organ donor registration forms on-hand along with snacks/beer/wine kindly provided by Sports Basement.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;ul&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Please make sure you stop by our table on the main floor near the Bryant Street entrance to get your stamp so your purchases will count towards a donation to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;CTDN&lt;/span&gt;! Ask any employee to point you in the right direction if you can&amp;#8217;t find us!&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;/ul&gt;


	&lt;ul&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;We will have Feel The Beat t-shirts for sale at a &lt;strong&gt;bargain&lt;/strong&gt; price of $5, custom designed by our team that look great and will make you &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FEEL&lt;/span&gt; great while supporting a worthwhile cause. Proceeds will be donated to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;CTDN&lt;/span&gt;.org.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;/ul&gt;


	&lt;ul&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;If you cannot make our event, but still would like to sign up to become an organ donor, please &lt;a href="http://www.donatelifecalifornia.org/feelthebeat"&gt;sign up here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;/ul&gt;


	&lt;ul&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;You may ask&amp;#8230; What if I am already an organ donor? Take one minute to forward this invitation to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FIVE&lt;/span&gt; friends and encourage them to join us at our event or to &lt;a href="http://www.donatelifecalifornia.org/feelthebeat"&gt;sign up to be a donor here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;/ul&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;1590 Bryant @ 15th St&lt;br&gt;
6:00pm &amp;#8211; 9:00pm&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;FREE&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=179855118148"&gt;Facebook invite&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Thursday Dec 10th &amp;#8211; Electric Whommp&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;A Fun- Raiser for Tak, brillant atist and friend, whom&amp;#8217;s warehouse burned down in Oakland&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Feat Mancub, Mochipet, Nugz, Smasheltooth, Ultraviolet, Zombie-J, Syd Gris, Jonathan W. and Gravity&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;651 Howard st.   Club Roe &lt;br&gt;
2 for 1 drinks until 11pm&lt;br&gt;
$5 cover  10-2am&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Friday, December 11 &amp;#8211; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MONKEY PUNKS AT MARS BAR&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Monkey Punks driving low-riders and blasting the ill bassfunk. This is
a new monthly party, and to start things off right we have two very
special guests.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;MANCUB&lt;/span&gt; (Space Cowboys / Sleevin)&lt;br&gt;
This guy knows how to rock the party, any party, or playa, or
warehouse. Known for his diverse mixing skills and track selection,
Mancub has been one of the taste makers of the Space Cowboys dj&amp;#8217;s for
many years. Lately, he&amp;#8217;s also been in the studio, working on new tunes
for Sleevin Recs &amp;#8211; check out his podcast http://mancub.podomatic.com/&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;LUX&lt;/span&gt; (Indivisible / Blunted Funk)&lt;br&gt;
He will be performing his own music, live via Abelton live and a few
surprises. &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LUX&lt;/span&gt; has quietly been creating quite a stir in the Bay Area,
with his dirty, glitch sound and slick hiphop &amp;#38; crunk remixes.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;with residents:&lt;br&gt;
Sneak-E Pete (&lt;a href="http://samurai.fm/bluntedfunk"&gt;Blunted Funk Recs / Samurai.FM&lt;/a&gt;)
Big Dolla (Lowrider punks)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Mars Bar (7th &amp;#38; Brannan)&lt;br&gt;
5pm &amp;#8211; 2am, 21+ &lt;br&gt;
No cover&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Saturday, Dec 12 &amp;#8211; The Deep End presents Bling in the Holidays&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s a holly jolly December and time for a little holiday cheer &amp;#38; reunion Deep End style!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;And what better theme than &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BLING&lt;/span&gt;!! Bling it up! Bling it ON! Get all those Marilyn Monroe&amp;#8217;s best friend&amp;#8217;s diamonds or cubic Z&amp;#8217;s and get &lt;span class="caps"&gt;GAWWWWWWWWWDY&lt;/span&gt;! Gangster bling? Bring it! Elegance? Pshaw! Come dressed to the nines or dress down to the ones. Just a little twinkle is all that&amp;#8217;s required.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;AND BETTER YET&lt;/span&gt;! It&amp;#8217;s a celebration for not one but &lt;span class="caps"&gt;TWO&lt;/span&gt;! of our own&amp;#8230;our little Clarkie and Lee Williams are alls grows up! Please come give them a special kind of sparkle that only a spank can provide! Happy Birthday, Lee &amp;#38; Clarkie!!!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;We want your sparkles and smiles and fancy footwork at Shine in a week&amp;#8217;s time&amp;#8230;next Saturday is Shine&amp;#8217;y, Sparkle&amp;#8217;y, Sequence&amp;#8217;y!!!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Bling in the holidays with us. We&amp;#8217;d love to see you&amp;#8230;and these DJ&amp;#8217;s would love to spin the sparkle fantastic with you!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;CLARKIE&lt;/span&gt; (with a special b-day set)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;MATT KRAMER&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;KRAMER&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
J-ROD&lt;br&gt;
....and don&amp;#8217;t think you won&amp;#8217;t get a poem in your inbox in the next week!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Shine &amp;#8211; 1337 Mission Street&lt;br&gt;
9:00pm ~ 2:00am&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Sunday, Dec 13 &amp;#8211; Haute Holidays: A local designer showcase at The Bently Reserve&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Warm-up your senses &amp;#8211; and your closet &amp;#8211; at Haute Holidays, a new holiday shopping experience showcasing the Bay Area&amp;#8217;s amazing independent design talent.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Hosted by Style Division, the first annual Haute Holidays will take place on Sunday, December 13th from 12-7pm in the fabulous Bentley Reserve building in downtown San Francisco.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;With over 60 designers to choose from, you will find something for everyone on your holiday gift list, plus plenty more to treat yourself! Shoppers will find the freshest, funkiest &amp;#38; most fabulous selection of clothing and accessories available in the Bay Area.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;And it&amp;#8217;s not just shopping&amp;#8212;Haute Holidays is a multi-faceted and sensory holiday experience crafted by Style Division to entertain, inspire, and engage attendees. The event will include a runway show, adult beverages, DJs, an art gallery and live art creation, interactive holiday activities, and more. Free gift bags to the first 100 shoppers.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Stylish beats provided by 8Ball (Space Cowboys), Anthony Mansfeild (Green Gorilla Lounge / Hector Works), and more tba.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Please visit &lt;a href="http://www.style-division.com"&gt;http://www.style-division.com&lt;/a&gt; for a complete list of vendors, sponsors, &amp;#38; affiliates.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Delicious food will be available by local favorites Triple Crown &amp;#38; Sauce!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Creativity Explored and Sunset Youth Services.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;For vending inquiries, please email styledivisionsf@gmail.com&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;@ The Bently Reserve&lt;br&gt;
301 Battery St.  In the heart of downtown San Francisco&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://bentlyreserve.com"&gt;http://bentlyreserve.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
13th &amp;#8211; 12-7pm&lt;br&gt;
$5 entrance – All ages welcome&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;###&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;It all started down by the water, off a small pier with a small crew who didn&amp;#8217;t want to compete with the masses on &lt;span class="caps"&gt;NYE&lt;/span&gt;. Ten years later, thousands of dancers and DJs have made the annual trek to the Space Cowboy&amp;#8217;s Breakfast of Champions.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;This epic event has reached a new milestone. Ten years at $10. We&amp;#8217;ve never charged more, and this year is no different. We are moving the party to Kelly&amp;#8217;s Mission Rock. Back on the water, sunrise to sunset.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Space Cowboys DJ:&lt;br&gt;
8ball, Aaron Jae, Bassben,&lt;br&gt;
Brad Robinson, Deckard, Ernie Trevino,&lt;br&gt;
J9, Kapt&amp;#8217;n Kirk, Mancub,&lt;br&gt;
rrrus, Shizzy, shOOey, Tamo&lt;br&gt;
&amp;#38; making his Cowboy debut&amp;#8230; Zach Moore&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;And Friends:&lt;br&gt;
Bam, Benchun, Bob V, Clarkie&lt;br&gt;
Ding Dong, Felix the Dog, Icon,&lt;br&gt;
Jive, JoeJoe, Kramer, M3,&lt;br&gt;
Mace, Mopo, Mozaic&lt;br&gt;
Murphstar, Robb Green, Trav, Uncle Larry&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Also, we are happy to announce our special guest to help us celebrate our 10 year anniversary.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;SOUL OF MAN&lt;/span&gt; &amp;#8211; Fingerlickin&amp;#8217; UK&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;SOM&lt;/span&gt; first appeared at &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BOC&lt;/span&gt; in 2004. We are honored to have the label founder celebrate the new year. Fingerlickin Records just celebrated their label&amp;#8217;s 10yr anniversary.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Kelly&amp;#8217;s Mission Rock&lt;br&gt;
817 Terry Francois St, SF&lt;br&gt;
6am til Uncle!&lt;br&gt;
$10, Pre-sale tickets available for faster entry, &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/BOC2010"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;NEW MUSIC&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Live from Ghost Ship, Episode 4: Murphstar&lt;br&gt;
Well, not from Ghost Ship exactly&amp;#8212;we had technical difficulties during Ghost Ship, so to make it up to everyone Zach Moore recorded this set when Murphstar played Mighty a couple weeks back. Enjoy!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Tracklist&lt;br&gt;
1. &amp;#8220;Big Pimpin&amp;#8217; Booty&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; Jay Z&lt;br&gt;
2. &amp;#8220;My My My&amp;#8221; (Deekline &amp;#38; Wizard Remix) &amp;#8211; Armand Van Helden&lt;br&gt;
3. &amp;#8220;Fix&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; Fake Blood&lt;br&gt;
4. &amp;#8220;Block Parties&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; Slyde&lt;br&gt;
5. &amp;#8220;Time to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MGMT&lt;/span&gt;&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; Slybeats&lt;br&gt;
6. &amp;#8220;WTF&amp;#8221; feat. Kid Sister &amp;#38; Pase Rock &amp;#8211; Tittsworth&lt;br&gt;
7. &amp;#8220;Jackhammer&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; Funkasaurus&lt;br&gt;
8. &amp;#8220;Shut the Funk Up&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; Refunk&lt;br&gt;
9. Track Info Unavailable. (Sorry Kidz!)&lt;br&gt;
10. &amp;#8220;Pumpin&amp;#8217; the Funk&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; Strider&lt;br&gt;
11. &amp;#8220;Shake the Pressure&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;DJ D&lt;/span&gt;**kline &amp;#38; Red Polo&lt;br&gt;
12. &amp;#8220;Drop the Bomb&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; Plaza De Funk&lt;br&gt;
13. &amp;#8220;Superstars&amp;#8221; (Plaza De Funk Remix) &amp;#8211; DJ Phunkae&lt;br&gt;
14. &amp;#8220;Planes Booty&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; Slybeats&lt;br&gt;
15. Track Info Unavailable. (Sorry Kidz!)&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.box.net/shared/mi77yes42n"&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;MP3&lt;/span&gt; Version&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.box.net/shared/ekfb85rtgi" title="cut up into chapters with photos and track info"&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;M4A&lt;/span&gt; Version&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;hr noshade&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Aaron Jae has a new mix with Simple Greene (breaks and electro):&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://aaronjae.com/discs/RenegadeRenegade/AaronJae&amp;#38;SimpleGreene-C.O.N.-RenegadeRenegade2.mp3"&gt;Right click and save&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Upcoming events, and AD&amp;amp;D: Advanced Disneyland &amp;amp; Drugs</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Hello Friendly Person:&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Yes, you. I see you. In fact, you may think you&amp;#8217;re being discrete but the truth is everyone sees you. Sure, you&amp;#8217;re at a sold out show at the Fillmore, and it&amp;#8217;s packed and dark, but just because you cup your hand over your lighter when you fire up your pipe doesn&amp;#8217;t mean that it isn&amp;#8217;t the most obvious thing in the world. There&amp;#8217;s the glow from the lighter splashes all over your face like headlights on a cop car, and then there&amp;#8217;s that billow of smoke that you blow upward so the ventilation system picks it up and then blows it all right back down. The only reason the bouncers don&amp;#8217;t bother you is because there&amp;#8217;s a steady parade of hot, drunk chicks marching to and from the bathroom, and that&amp;#8217;s way more interesting to watch. The only reason you think you&amp;#8217;re being discrete is because you&amp;#8217;re stoned. Trust me, if you weren&amp;#8217;t stoned, you&amp;#8217;d see, too. And &lt;span class="caps"&gt;YOU&lt;/span&gt;! Over there sneaking shots outta that flask! Don&amp;#8217;t be laughing at the stoners! You have the same problem they do&amp;#8212;the only reason you think you&amp;#8217;re being sly with that flask is because you&amp;#8217;re drunk!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Fucked up people are never subtle in public. And the worst part is, they &lt;span class="caps"&gt;ALWAYS&lt;/span&gt; think they are. It&amp;#8217;s horrible. I think there&amp;#8217;s probably some kind of probablistic model that we could come up with that says something like: Chances of getting noticed getting fucked up = 20% x the number of steps involved with consuming your drugs (with an exponential modifier coming into play depending on how shithoused you are already). So if you&amp;#8217;re just popping a pill, you&amp;#8217;ve got a good chance of getting away with it. But if we say cooking and shooting smack has 8 steps x 20%, that means your avegage junkie has a 160% chance of getting peeped if he gets high in public.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Once, my friends went to Disneyland to get high. Apparently this happens all the time, so much so that Disney open a whole new lucrative side business selling &amp;#8220;I went to Disneyland on [FILL &lt;span class="caps"&gt;IN THE BLANK&lt;/span&gt;]&amp;#8221; shirts and sweaters. One of these friends thought he was being discrete when he decided to 1) take a film canister out of his pocket, 2) open it and peer inside a while, 3) then stick his finger in it to poke at the contents, 4) pour the contents, psychedelic mushrooms, on an ice cream sundae, then 4) stir the mushrooms in and eat the sundae. That means he had an 80% chance of getting seen, maybe higher Disneyland has security cams everywhere. If this had been a game of Advanced Dungeons &amp;#38; Dragons (instead of Advanced Disneyland &amp;#38; Drugs), the Dungeon Master would&amp;#8217;ve told my buddy to roll a saving throw to avoid getting hauled off to Disneyland Jail. But this amazingly indiscreet friend also had amazingly good luck, and soon he was happily tripping his balls off in Fantasyland. Actually, I think the Disneyland cops been hungover that day, because other highlights from their adventure included several of them peaking on ecstasy while shooting down the water flume of Thunder Mountain (and yes, they bought the picture), and later a group of young men huddled on Main Street in a circle, holding hands until the lights went down for the Electric Light Parade. I&amp;#8217;m sure several families went home early that day.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Speaking of D&amp;#38;D, check out these crackheads:&lt;/p&gt;


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	&lt;p&gt;XO,&lt;br&gt;
8B&lt;/p&gt;


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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;UPCOMING EVENTS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
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	&lt;p&gt;Friday, June 19 &amp;#8211; Fort Knox 5 at Paradise Lounge&lt;br&gt;
The Fringe Arts Collective is throwing down on June 19 with a 10-hour dance-athon featuring Washington DC breakbeat superstar &lt;a href="http://www.fortknoxrecordings.com"&gt;Fort Knox 5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Joining the afro-wearing partystomper will be Djs from some of San Francisco’s most beloved dance crews including Space Cowboys Mancub, Capt Kirk, and 8Ball, Opulent Temple’s Syd Gris, &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BLVD&lt;/span&gt;’s Dylan Cahill, Leon Cook (Hardscience), Greg Eversoul (Colorecordings), Ground Control (EnVision) and the Fringe’s own MoPo, Big Dolla, U9Lift, Mycho Cocoa, Tim Dietz, and Victor Vega. The fun will begin during Happy Hour at 6pm and will rock on into the early morning hours.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Live painting by Fringe Arts Collective&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;$10 advance&lt;br&gt;
Paradise Lounge&lt;br&gt;
1501 Folsom St @ 11th&lt;br&gt;
6pm doors until after hours…&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;More info:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.sunsettickets.com"&gt;www.sunsettickets.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=87762877894"&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


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	&lt;p&gt;Friday, June 19th &amp;#8211; Brass Tax presents… &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MASSIVE BOX&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
An Epic Throwdown for the Brass Tax &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BOOMBOX&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Ladies and gentlemen: Brass Tax has unearthed the missing link in the evolution of the venerable ghetto blaster. Buried deep in a warehouse on the balmy shores of Treasure Island, we have discovered what scientists have dubbed “Boomasaurus Rex,” the king of all Boomboxery. Standing 14’ high by 36’ wide and loaded with enough sound to disturb the mating habits of the Drunkus Bu’asaurus, this massive Boombox inspires awe, giddiness and uncontrollable dancing in all who witness it!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Come experience the Boombox in all its blinking, booming glory at &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MASSIVE BOX&lt;/span&gt;, Friday, June 19th on Treasure Island! This will be the last chance for you to see the Boombox until we cart it out to the playa for Burning Man. We’ll have two rooms of sound with the phattest of beats spanning breaks, house, drum &amp;#38; bass, ghettotech and hip hop from the following DJs, representing Brass Tax, FnF, Angels of bAss, Strategik, Space Cowboys, Deep End, &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BAAD&lt;/span&gt; News, Tang and more:&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Ding Dong,Ernie Trevino, JoeJoe, Mace, Schwa, Ethan, j9, Tamo, Viajay, Influence, Loosebeats, Clarkie, bassben, Pirata, M-Rock, Redstickman&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Massive booty-quaking sound by JK Sound.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;ll also have Peter Hudson&amp;#8217;s &lt;a href="http://www.hudzo.com"&gt;Homouroboros&lt;/a&gt;, Live Painting by &lt;a href="http://www.ezrali.com"&gt;Ezra Li&lt;/a&gt;, Visuals by ocul8r, Lighting by Rumpus Room, ManyFest Destiny&amp;#8217;s Covered Wagon, the Steampunk Treehouse, the D.M.A Raphus Ineptus airship, Double Dutch jump-roping, Malibu cannons, and a whole slew of shenanigans at this fully permitted throw-down, so put on your favorite track suit and come ready to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;GET DOWN&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Presale tickets are only $15 and are &lt;a href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/69394"&gt;available here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Tickets will be $20 at the door, so save yourself some money and buy your tickets now! While this party will certainly be massive in terms of sound, fun and shenanigans, we have no desire to pack you all in like rats, so please be aware that we have a limited capacity: Once tickets are sold out, that&amp;#8217;s it, so don&amp;#8217;t sleep on it!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Please note: this is a 21 and over event. We will be checking IDs at the door, and minors will &lt;span class="caps"&gt;NOT&lt;/span&gt; be admitted nor receive refunds. Sorry, them&amp;#8217;s the rules. Also, please no outside alcohol as our permit is limited to booze sold onsite. We&amp;#8217;ll be serving tasty cocktails and beer at multiple bars for reasonable prices. Thanks for your understanding.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;For location and other details, please visit &lt;a href="http://www.thebrasstax.com"&gt;Brass Tax&lt;/a&gt;.
&lt;a href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/69394"&gt;Tickets&lt;/a&gt;
Any other questions, concerns, etc, contact us at &lt;a href="mailto:thebrasstax@yahoo.com"&gt;thebrasstax@yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Friday, June 19th on Treasure Island, SF&lt;br&gt;
10pm-4am, $15 advance, $20 at the door, 21+ w/ID&lt;/p&gt;


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	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;SATURDAY&lt;/span&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SUNDAY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;JUNE&lt;/span&gt; 20th &amp;#8211; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;JUNE&lt;/span&gt; 21st&lt;br&gt;
10pm Saturday &amp;#8211; Noon Sunday&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SHOW&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
For 14 hours of non stop music madness!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Sense SF &amp;#38; Nicole Doherty present&lt;br&gt;
Punks of Funk “the remixes” Record Release!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;THE LATE SHOW&lt;/span&gt;: 10pm &amp;#8211; 5am&lt;br&gt;
S.I.M.O&lt;br&gt;
(SLEEVIN &lt;span class="caps"&gt;RECORDS&lt;/span&gt;, NSBRADIO, SF)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;MANCUB&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(SLEEVIN &lt;span class="caps"&gt;RECORDS&lt;/span&gt;, SPACE &lt;span class="caps"&gt;COWBOYS&lt;/span&gt;, SF)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;SMOOVE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(FUNKETRONIC, &lt;span class="caps"&gt;NEWSBREAKZ&lt;/span&gt;, SF)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;MEPHISTO ODYSSEY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(GROOVE &lt;span class="caps"&gt;QUEST&lt;/span&gt;, SF)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;GROUND&lt;/span&gt;_CONTROL&lt;br&gt;
(AUDIO &lt;span class="caps"&gt;ARMS RACE&lt;/span&gt;, SF)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The Early Show (6am &amp;#8211; noon)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;CHRIS GARCIA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(DJCHRISGARCIA.COM, &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MYSPACE&lt;/span&gt;.COM/CHRISGARCIADJ, &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LAS VEGAS&lt;/span&gt;, NV)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;BEN SEAGREN&lt;/span&gt; &amp;#38; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;DEAN SAMARAS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(ENDUP, &lt;span class="caps"&gt;RUBY SKYE&lt;/span&gt;, SENSESF.COM, &lt;br&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;MYSPACE&lt;/span&gt;.COM/SENSERECORDS, SF)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;RSVP&lt;/span&gt; to $10 list at &lt;a href="http://www.sensesf.com/show"&gt;www.sensesf.com/show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
$20 door&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;THE END UP&lt;/span&gt; (401 6th St.)&lt;br&gt;
SF, CA&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Ins and outs until 9am!!!!&lt;/p&gt;


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	&lt;p&gt;Saturday, July 11 &amp;#8211; big art studios presents &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SAND BY THE TON&lt;/span&gt; at American Steel&lt;br&gt;
Join us at Oakland&amp;#8217;s newest beach for a grand opening fundraiser of epic proportions. Swimwear encouraged!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;4 electronic music stages&lt;br&gt;
3 live music stages&lt;br&gt;
250,000 square feet of art studios&lt;br&gt;
1000s of your closest friends&lt;br&gt;
200 TONs of sand&lt;br&gt;
1 carnival midway&lt;br&gt;
5 swimming pools&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;4 electronic stages by:&lt;br&gt;
Space Cowboys&lt;br&gt;
Opulent Temple&lt;br&gt;
Symbiosis&lt;br&gt;
False Profit&lt;br&gt;
Gravity Point&lt;br&gt;
Neuroweapon&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;2 live music and entertainment stages&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The Mutaytor&lt;br&gt;
The Mermen&lt;br&gt;
Extra Action Marching Band&lt;br&gt;
Gooferman&lt;br&gt;
Eric McFadden&lt;br&gt;
Polkacide&lt;br&gt;
Beats Antique&lt;br&gt;
999 Eyes&lt;br&gt;
Mark Growden&lt;br&gt;
Drop Motion&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Art from:&lt;br&gt;
Dan Das Mann + Karen Cusolito&lt;br&gt;
The Flaming Lotus Girls&lt;br&gt;
Cyclecide Heavy Pedal Rodeo&lt;br&gt;
Michael Christian&lt;br&gt;
False Profits Labs&lt;br&gt;
Orion Fredericks&lt;br&gt;
Michael Sturtz&lt;br&gt;
Mark McGothigan&lt;br&gt;
Justin Gray&lt;br&gt;
Evan Tracy&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;American Steel&lt;br&gt;
1960 Mandela Parkway, Oakland, CA&lt;br&gt;
4pm &amp;#8211; late, Free &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BBQ&lt;/span&gt; &amp;#8216;til 7pm&lt;br&gt; 21+
&lt;a href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/69545"&gt;Tickets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;ADDITIONAL DETAILS&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;br&gt;
There will be a late night bus shuttle to San Francisco &amp;#38; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BART&lt;/span&gt; is close by&lt;br&gt;
Secure parking and valet available&lt;br&gt;
Email info@thebigartexperience.com for &lt;span class="caps"&gt;VIP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


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	&lt;p&gt;Sunday, July 19th &amp;#8211; Save the Date for JC Cellars Summer Beach Party&lt;br&gt;
JC Cellars is hosting their annual summer open house beach party!
Wine tasting, appetizers, and music &amp;#8211; children are welcome!
Located in Oakland &amp;#8211; 8 blocks from Jack London Square &amp;#8211; JC Cellars will be transformed into a lovely beach.
Beach-themed musique is to be provided by superstar deejay and wino Brett Pinkin (Seismic + Spacecowboys)&lt;br&gt;
JC Cellars Winery: 55 4th St. in Oakland&lt;br&gt;
1pm &amp;#8211; 4pm&lt;br&gt;
Tel  510-465-5900&lt;br&gt;
www.jccellars.com&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


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	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;RECOMMENDED&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Friday, June 18 &amp;#8211; Shifting Paradigms for Pride: Fundraiser for &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LGBT&lt;/span&gt; center&lt;br&gt;
Art Reception at Gallery 560 with correlated online auction through ebay.&lt;br&gt;
The exhibition will culminate with a 56 Hour Open Floor Auction beginning June 18th with a portion of the sales being directed towards &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LGBT&lt;/span&gt; issues via &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LGBT&lt;/span&gt; Community Center.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;DJ M3&lt;/span&gt; will be spinning during the event, other DJs and performers after (TBA)&lt;br&gt;
1:00 PM : Online Bidding Begins&lt;br&gt;
6:00-9:00 PM : Opening:&lt;br&gt;
Reception: bidding begins&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Sunday, June 20 -&lt;br&gt;
5:00PM : Internet and Phone bidding closes&lt;br&gt;
6:00-9:00 PM : Opening Floor Bidding&lt;br&gt;
9:00 PM: Final Call for Bids&lt;br&gt;
Location: 420 Sutter St (Sutter/Stockton, right around the corner from the Tunnel Top)&lt;br&gt;
Looking forward to hearing from you and seeing you there!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Media Contact and artist submissions:&lt;br&gt;
Marily Jones, Co-curator/Art Director&lt;br&gt;
Marilyn@Gallery560.com&lt;br&gt;
415.595.7863&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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